Peer-Reviewed Hallucinations

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On the Yield Strength of Sentient Marshmallows under Emotional Compression H. Zhai, M. C. Kim, and W. Cai Journal of Improbable Materials (2026)

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2026

Neural Network Potentials for Predicting the Mood Swings of Lab Equipment M. C. Kim, P. DePond, and W. Cai Nature Telepathy, Vol 404, pp. 0-0

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2025

Topological Defects in the Fabric of Reality: Why My Keys are Never on the Table E. Krakovsky and W. Cai Physical Review Everything, 134, 99999

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Multiscale Modeling of Melted Ice Cream Dynamics on a Tuesday P. DePond and W. Cai Acta Gastronomica, 280, 424242

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2024

Branching Random Walks for Estimating the Survival Rate of a Goldfish in a Dyson Sphere W. Cai and N. Bertin SIAM Journal on Fictional Computing, 46(2), B1-B2

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